Tyluthan Calendar
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[edit] Overview
This is the Tyluthan calender. You are being warned now that some of this page may be EXTREMLY offensive to non-Tyluthans.
[edit] Tyluthan Dates
[edit] January
1. The first day of the year. No religious importance.
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13. This is an important day for Tyluthan. It is Tyluthan Orgasm Day. On TOD all followers of Tyluthan stay home and masturbate. All day long. You can only stop to poop and only when you can not hold it in your anus any more. You need to write down when you have an orgasm, the amount of cum, and it's time. If you need to pee ask Selex for permission. If He says "no" and you go anyways, Selex will kill you. If he says you can't go to the restroom you can go where you are.
14. This is the day after January 13 so you would be covered with all sorts of fluid. If you are a girl, all of your love juice should be on your thighs, hands, vulva, and the space between your vulva and anus. If you are a male your cum should be everywere. Just take a shower and clean it off. It is that simple.
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16. Martin Luther King Day. No importance to Tyluthan.
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28. Tyluthan Carnivore Day. On T.C.D. you show your love for Selex by eating meat and nothing else.
29. Tyluthan Vegitarian Day. On T.V.D you show your love for Selex by only eating vegtables.
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[edit] February
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14. Judgement Day. On JD Selex's #1 disciple will see if you are still worthy of life. If you are found unworthy of life the disciple will summon the spirits. The spirits will then kill you.
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29. This is Schwaz visitation day. This is the day where you go to a Schwaz to pray to Selex
[edit] March
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20. On March 20 you draw the Tyluthan symbol all over your body.
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[edit] April
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21. Holy Matrimony Day. HMD is the ONLY day durring the year that you can get married. The marriage ritual is in Ritual Book, Volume One.
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[edit] May
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[edit] June
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