Millslim
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Name: Millslim.
Basic points/ Core beliefs/ Primary teachings: How to be a Bad Mother F*cker.
Rituals: Sacrifice anybody who does not see Samuel L Jackson as a god.
Holidays: Everyday of the year, but the major one is on Samuel L Jacksons birthday.
Views of the beginning of the world: Many years ago, Before the world was Created, these two huge powers met, they were known as Millsy and Samuel L Jackson. These two God like characters could not be together as they're was simply too much awesomeness. After long thoughts and discussions, they were equally, mentally matched. They decided to settle it over A Physical battle, this was known as The Big Bang.
Eschatology/ Views of the end of the world: Millsy and Samuel L Jackson meet once again, admitting defeat from their past encounter, Samuel L Jackson shakes Millsy's hand, but the clash of awesomeness prevails once again, this is known as The Apocalypse.
Views of the afterlife: Listening to Mr Brown (Chief) doing one of his unmissable concerts.
Gods: Millsy. Demons: Mrs Brown.
Primary teachers/ main people/ prophets (if any): Millsy and Mr Brown (Chief Brown as he's sometimes known.)
Sacred sites/ places of worship/ holy ground (if any): Millsy's house and The Loveboat.
Rules of living in your religion (if any): MUST own a Bad Mother F*cker wallet.
Reasons for your religion: To share my great knowledge I have acquired from the many years of my life.
This is Property Of Lawrence Mills, the one and only.
