Elsewear
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[edit] Overview
In Tyluthan Elsewear is where you go when you die and were a faithful Tyluthan. There are 10 Levels in Elsewear. Once at Elsewear your sins are removed and you are granted eternal youth and eternal health. You can be removed from Elsewear for sinning. Once you are removed to Hell you are stuck there for ever. There is no leaving.
[edit] Level One
Level one in Elsewear is a simple solid gold gate. You reach into your chest cavity and remove your heart. The you place it on a scale. If your heart has weight you do not go into Elsewear and go back to Earth to try life again. If you fail and it is your second time trying you go to Hell. Once the gate is opened you go to level two.
[edit] Level Two
Level two is a stairway with 2 steps. Each step has a Tyluthan hero welcoming you to Elsewear. Once you get to the step's landing you are on level three
[edit] Level Three
Level three is a large field. In the field sits one huge statue of Selex. Inscribed on the statue is the Tyluthan symbol (a lower-case "t" with two angled lines going from the center of the vertical post to the tips of the lateral post. To each side of the Tyluthan symbol is "Hail Selex". Behind the statue is a glorious white palace. On top it has a large gold dome.
[edit] Level Three
Level three is a long road. It leads into the palace.
[edit] Level Four
Level Four is the palace. Inside there are gold statues and clones of God. In the northeast corner there is a ladder.
[edit] Level Five
Level five is a white ladder. It leads to level six.
[edit] Level Six
Level six is a large chamber. The chamber houses the beds for the top disciples of Selex. People are usualy asleep on level six.
[edit] Level Seven
Level seven is a large dining hall. All of Selex's followers enjoy the food they loved on earth. The food is put through a special selector to decide what foods are good for the followers. If you do not like the food on earth you won't see it in Elsewear. Say you like steak but you only got poor quality you would get the best quality in Elsewear. The odd thing about level 6 and level 7 is that they are on the same level but just different room.
[edit] Level Eight
Level Eight is a large phisical activity room.
[edit] Level Nine
Level nine is simply a large ladder that leads to level ten.
[edit] Level Ten
Level ten is selex's personal chambers. If a Tyluthan ever wants to meet Selex it would be best to go to Level Ten.
