Brotherhood of the Bird
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Brotherhood of the Bird, also refered to as The Big Bird Communism by the non-believers, is a near-dead religion surrounding a holy parakeet only known to his followers as "Big Bird."
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[edit] Primary teachings
Big Bird's prime dictation is to learn how to spell. Other beliefs include singing, dancing and going against Bob Barker's "spay and neuter your pets" teachings.
[edit] Rituals
The biggest ritual of the Brotherhood of the Bird is the laying of the egg. In this act, the followers are to watch Big Bird or one of his prophets pop an egg out of his ass. This is considerably hard for the non-bird prophets, like Mr. Hooper.
[edit] Beliefs of the creation of the world
There is no World. There is also no Cabal.
[edit] Beliefs on the end of the world
The end of the non-existing world will be caused by the infamous Dick-Smith Deez Nuts.
[edit] The afterlife
The afterlife usually isn't told by Big Bird, rather by Mr. Hooper.
[edit] Gods
Big Bird, duuuuuhhhh!
[edit] Prophets
Snuffleupagus, Mr. Hooper, Elmo.
[edit] Enemies
Hunters because they try to persuade followers by buying them parakeets as pets, Bob Barker for spaying and neutering them, Dick-Smith Deez Nuts.
[edit] Sacred sites
Bird houses, bird baths, nests.
[edit] Rules of living under this religion
Must know how to spell. Don't eat meet.
[edit] Reasons for this religion
None known, so far. Other than that, they claim to "make all your wildest dreams come true."
