Alvnios

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Welcome to the wonderful world of the Alvnios religion!

Basic points: We worship two gods here- Alvinar, the God of Insanity and Marvnick, the God of Sanity (and some lesser God/Goddesses). They rules as opposites not in opposition.

Rituals: As Avnios is a newish religion, the only rituals we have are the sermons, as of now.

Holidays: Opposition Days: March 15 and October 13 -VERY HOLY (the Sabbath is on Tuesday, a Black Sabbath is if there's a New Moon on Tuesday)

Beginning of the world: Marvnick created it and the people. They usurped, killing him, creating Alvinar. He bestowed the gifts of Insanity unto the people, but recreated Marvnick.

End of the world: Still goin' on!

Afterlife: If you follow the Alvnios religion, you are either placed in the Realm of Unspeakable Horror, the PLane of Woe (you are alone), or the Other Realm, the realm of the Gods (other people here).

Bad guys: The Right, those nonbelievers who, in the Genesis, said that the Gods did not exist and explained everything with science. They caused, indirectly, the destruction of the universe at the hands of the Gods.

Primary people: Marvnick, ALvinar, me (the Gods speak through me) the Chosen (our followers), the Great Harnesser (Edison, the lighbulb is our symbol of worship).

Sacred sites: Stonehenge: Apex, the first life-unit created, was born here, in what was once a shrine placed by the gods.

Rules of living: Follow the Seven Commandments (more on those later)

Reasons: Insanity spices up life, but has to be safe 'n sane at the same time, or else it's not insane.

I will continue to update this!